I hate Christmas - Bloom #30
Even if the "but what do you mean you don't like it, it's impossible!" imply otherwise, you are not the only one. It even has a name: natalophobia
This is a warning: some of the messages in this content may offend the sensibilities of die-hard Christmas fans.
You hate Christmas! And, even if the "but what do you mean you don't like it, it's impossible!" imply the opposite, you're not the only one. Imagine that it even has a name: natalophobia. But let's not get into it, because the worst thing about it is that it starts earlier and earlier this b*****!
From November, hell begins and it takes the appearance of an old bearded man, dressed in red, who promises thousands of toys and keeps repeating: OH! OH! The illuminations in the streets, the ugly sweaters, the Christmas trees, the Christmas carols in all the stores ... Impossible to escape the effervescence of the festivities. They are everywhere !
And that's without counting the cheesy movies that are on TV ALL day. The ones where they save Christmas and the girl always ends up with her best friend or that guy she hated in the first place ... A happy ending, of course. It's Christmas and at Christmas, everything is great!
But not for you!
The only thing you tolerate (and still) is chocolate. You could almost buy 24 advent calendars, just to have the pleasure of not respecting the rule of: 1 chocolate per day. Whose idea was that, anyway? How frustrating is that? Nobody can eat only one chocolate, at least not you.
Anyway, it doesn't matter why you hate Christmas. You have the right and you don't have to justify it.
Anyway, we wanted to do an end of year Bloom, just for you 💛. A place with no tree, no Christmas story, no turkey and no chestnuts.
Know that we are thinking of you very hard during this period and "we wish you ..." to be soon in January, that all this ends.
